Kids Say the Darndest Things

Last night we ate dinner at B.D.'s Mongolian Barbeque. While we were waiting for our food to be grilled, the grillers gave Riley a mallet to hit the gong they use to acknowledge tips. Riley smacked it hard, and the gong rang out. He was clearly pleased with himself, and after he returned the mallet to the grillers, he leaned over to me and said,

"Mommy, that was my very first time hitting a bong!"

Uh, yes Riley. And hopefully the very last time. :)